(the other) PIGEON BORG

You're a pigeon and the world is fucked. Like, end of the world fucked.

So fuck it up back.

Welcome to (the other) PIGEON BORG, a shitpost game made in like one day for the Noun Borg Get Rich Quick Jam. This is a fully "functional" game about being pigeons in a post-apocalyptic city of TORONTO (so, basically present day Toronto) and doing weird shit, up to but not limited to: assassinating a raccoon pope, casting a spell from a dirty receipt on the ground and exploding, killing God, and having a metal beak for a weapon. 

Listen, you're a pigeon in a black metal apocalypse, what more do you need?

Alright Haha so funny, but what the fuck is this?

It's a one page TTRPG about being pigeons in a world that hates you, but you're still the Coolest Wildlife in the City cause you're a Pigeon, so you get weapons and spells and shit. You can do classic dungeon crawls into like subways or some rich asshole's abandoned mashion, fight other feral creatures in the overgrown wasteland of a massive city, or, fuck it, go to Sarkash or something in an actual Mork Borg campaign but as a pigeon.

Actually wondering about what's under the hood of a shitpost game? Well, (the other) PIGEON BORG basically uses Mork Borg's combat and character creation stuff but just... like really trimmed down, missing a fair few bits, and held together with duct tape and prayers to the gods. But, most importantly, it lets you be a Pigeon and roll to see how many toes you have (spoiler: it can be more than 8).

NAQ (Nobody Asked Questions)

Can I pet the pigeons?

Yes, you can pet the pigeons. They will explode though.

What the fuck do I need to play this shit? 

Polyhedral dice set, copy of this stupid game, and some friends + one friend who wants to manage the stupidity (the Pigeon Master). 

What's your favourite pigeon species? 

I'm in it for the classics, so I'm a rock pigeon enjoyer. The pigeon of the people, if you will.

Will you make a 1 page dungeon specifically for this game, this is totally a random question and not me (Marren) saying I want to do this sometime?

What the fuck kind of a question is that. Yes, if the game gets over 100 downloads I'll make a shitty dungeon for this stupid game I guess. 

Legal Shit

(the other) PIGEON BORG is an independent production by Marren's Musings and is not affiliated with Ockult Örtmästare Games or Stockholm Kartell. It is published under the MÖRK BORG Third Party License.

MÖRK BORG is copyright Ockult Örtmästare Games and Stockholm Kartell.